Saturday, July 20, 2002
I really should not be amused by this... hee hee.
Which Tom Riddle ship are you?
You are Tom/Myrtle - no, wait! Don't run away! There, there... It was very brave of you to try this quiz at all, dear. You're the ship for those who are scared of Tom. He's so... evil, after all. *shivers* Desperately clinging to canon, you tell yourself it can't be true - no, no, you do not secretly think Tom Riddle is hot! But you do, you do. *wail* Oh, why did this have to happen? Why can't you be content with shipping R/H, like normal people? *sob*
Your cover story: Tom only turned evil because his heart was broken when the basilisk killed the girl he loved.
The sordid truth: You want to kidnap Tom and drag him off to your damp, dismal lair, where no one else will ever find him. Tom Riddle, your helpless captive. Just the two of you, alone for eternity. Yes, yes, YES!
Oooh, look here... Somebody just threw a diary into this toilet... *shivers*
Well, at least I didn't come up with Tom/Ginny. Heh.
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