Wednesday, March 13, 2002
Top Ten Reasons Why Teri Hates Hospitals
10. After way too many tests, I still hurt for unknown reasons. Ouch.
9. I know the hospital gowns are really stylish, but the slit up the back does nothing for me.
8. Four different doctors – and none of them MY doctor – repeating the same questions. All of them wrong.
7. What the quack doctor says: “We’ll have to do a CT scan.” What I hear: “We’ll have to cut in.”
6. Hospital food. Need I say more?
5. Clear liquid diet. Groan.
4. It’s pretty sad when I have to spend the night in the ER because there are no spare beds anywhere else.
3. Competent ER nurses are almost extinct.
2. You really feel secure and taken care of when you have to actually alert the staff that a woman down the hall has been crying desperately for help.
1. One word: needles.
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